The Facts

Fact: I was never on Girls Gone Wild
Fact: I’m about to be a Girl Gone Settled, which is wild.
Fact: I live in my parents’ basement.
Fact: I am 28.
Fact: I drive my grandpa’s ‘82 Honda. Rhonda. She’s plaid inside.
Fact: I am unemployed.
Fact: I am getting married in Mexico.
Fact: My fiance is a misanthrope who overlooks many [...]