I hopped in the shower last night to find it sprinkled with a light dusting of pubic hair courteousy of my husband, who had, you know, done some trimming down there.I told him to clean it. He refused, stating he would be starting a pube bathtub for us to swim in. To his credit, he [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘Newlywedland’
January 24, 2009
Sex addicts in the neighborhood
To entertain ourselves the other day, Mark and I did a search for sex criminals in our neighborhood. Well there are plenty of those. And they all look absolutely creepy. Just looking at each picture I thought, “Well, you would be a sex criminal, wouldn’t you?”
I’m sure you stumbled upon this post because the word [...]
January 7, 2009
Getting fired whilst trying to make a budget plan
I was “laid off” from a grocery store last week; my husband can’t find a job. Yeah, I’ve felt pretty low these last few days in the city of Chicago. But things are looking up. Here are a few things that have helped me in the early days of my somewhat discouraging job search!
Sharing ideas
Chatting [...]
December 26, 2008
Married in Zihuatanejo, Mexico
Mark–my longtime boo–and I tied the knot. First, at our destination wedding in Zihuatanejo, Mexico this November and then in an Illinois courthouse.
My Mexican wedding dress looked strikingly similar to a recent Vera Wang number…about $2000 cheaper. You like?
I had it knocked off in Beijing last year. I was there teaching writing and English to Chinese college [...]